Tuesday, 18 October 2011


there are many different ways of making chocolate ice cream cups but what is the need if you don't enjoy doing it? here are a few interesting steps of enjoying yourself while making the cup:

Sunday, 16 October 2011

SACRIFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided,
when the rescuers reached the ruins
of a young woman’s house, they saw
her dead body through the cracks.
But her pose was somehow strange
that she knelt on her knees like a
person was worshiping; her body was
leaning forward, and her two hands
were supporting by an object.
The collapsed house had crashed her
back and her head.
With so many difficulties, the leader
of the rescuer team put his hand
through a narrow gap on the wall to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman could be still alive.
However, the cold and stiff body told him that she had passed away for
sure. He and the rest of the team left this house and were going to search the next collapsed building.
For some reasons, the team leader was driven by a compelling force to go back to the ruin house of the dead woman. Again, he knelt down and used his
had through the narrow cracks to search the littlespace under the dead
body. Suddenly, he screamed with excitement,” A child! There is a child! “The whole team worked together; carefully they removed the piles of ruined objects around the dead woman. There was a 3 months old little boy
wrapped in a flowery blanket under his mother’s dead body. Obviously, the woman had made an ultimate sacrifice for saving her son. When her house was falling, she used her body to make a cover to protect her son.
The little boy was still sleeping peacefully when the team leader picked him up. 

The medical doctor came quickly to exam the little boy. After he opened the blanket, he saw a cellphone inside the blanket. There was a text message on the screen. It said,” If you can survive, you must remember thatI love you.”
This cell phone was passing around from one hand to another.
Every body that read the message wept. ” If you can survive, you must
remember thatI love you.” Such is the mother’s love for her
child!!

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Strange "Male Perspectives on Marriage"

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Anonymous

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Today's Featured Humor : -)  -  Quiz: Are YOU the Annoying Co-worker?


Every office has at least one jerk, pest or loudmouth who drives the rest of the workers crazy.

Could it be you? Take this quiz to find out how annoying you might be:

How many of these statements describe you?

1. You make provocative statements to "foster dialogue" or needle others.

2. You often find yourself delivering a discourse consisting solely of buzzwords and catchphrases.

3. You make up nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them only by these names. (e.g. "Good job, Chachi!"; "I'm going to have to disagree with you there, T-bone!")

4. Your office is completely decorated with your children's pictures and artwork.

5. You have plastered your cubicle with photos of yourself taken with famous people.

6. It is your trademark to recite rhyming or other cutesy messages as your voice mail greeting.

7. The questions you ask at meetings are preceded by long monologues of your views and accomplishments.

8. You routinely eat odoriferous lunches at your desk.

9. You bring in dishes that you tried to cook -- but didn't turn out quite right -- as "special treats" for your co-workers.

10. People seem tense -- even panic-stricken -- when they see you coming their way.

11. Others back away from you as you speak.

12. You send flurries of e-mails to the rest of the company telling them what you are doing. (e.g., "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.")

13. You vigorously chew or pop your gum.

14. You wear strong perfume or cologne.

15. You assume your co-workers are fascinated by your personal problems and exploits.

16. You interrupt others while they are speaking or are deep in conversation.

17. You are moody and don't care who knows it.

18. You often give others assignments as they're walking out the door for lunch or to catch the train home.

19. You borrow staplers, scissors and tape from others' desks and forget to return them.

20. Your dialogue with others often end with the other person shouting, "You are so annoying!"

If you counted one or two, not to worry, you quickly can make changes before you're labeled a pest.

If your actions match three to five of these statements, take heed. You are on your way to becoming the source of many an eye roll.

If you do six or more of these on a regular basis, chances are you are already on the office watch list and have been anointed by your co-workers as annoying.

It's time to do a reality check and make some changes. Ask your boss and colleagues for feedback and be ready to listen. If what you hear doesn't fit your self-image, ask them to help you understand what they are saying by giving examples.

You might say: "Tell me more about what I do that leads you to believe that." Then listen, without arguing, defending or justifying your actions.

Remember, there are countless ways to aggravate co-workers -- you even can annoy them by trying too hard to please or being too nice. As long as you avoid the aforementioned behaviors, use your energy for the good of the organization and treat others as you would like to be treated, you should be all right.

And remember, it's perfectly OK to annoy others sparingly. It reminds them that you still exist.

Saturday, 15 October 2011

In A Mans World


* Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
* Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."
* Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
* If your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
* Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.
* Birth control would come in ale or lager.
* You'd be expected to fill your resume with gag names of people you'd worked for, like "The Lone Ranger."
* Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.
* The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
* "Sorry I'm late, but I was out getting wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
* At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
* It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.
* Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.
* Tanks would be far easier to rent.
* Garbage would take itself out.
* Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."
* Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!"
* Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
* On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day, too.
* St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same.
* But it would be celebrated every month!
* Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.
* The victors in any athletic competition would get to eat the losers for lunch.
* The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.
* It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.
* Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
* When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. For example:
Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."
Cop: "Nice one. That's $10 off."
* Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."
* The Statue of Liberty would get a bright red, 40-foot thong.
* People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
* Daisy Duke shorts would never again go out of style.
* Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation
In A Mans World
* Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
* Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."
* Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
* If your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
* Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.
* Birth control would come in ale or lager.
* You'd be expected to fill your resume with gag names of people you'd worked for, like "The Lone Ranger."
* Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.
* The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
* "Sorry I'm late, but I was out getting wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
* At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
* It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.
* Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.
* Tanks would be far easier to rent.
* Garbage would take itself out.
* Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."
* Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!"
* Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
* On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day, too.
* St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same.
* But it would be celebrated every month!
* Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.
* The victors in any athletic competition would get to eat the losers for lunch.
* The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.
* It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.
* Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
* When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. For example:
Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."
Cop: "Nice one. That's $10 off."
* Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."
* The Statue of Liberty would get a bright red, 40-foot thong.
* People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
* Daisy Duke shorts would never again go out of style.
* Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation